Endless Drive Through performed at RAAD Fest

It was a thrill to have my short play , Endless Drive Through, performed in front of an audience of over 900 at RAAD Fest, in San Diego in August. In introducing the play, I asked the audience how many of them had tried to talk to someone about radical life extension who just didn’t get. I think just about every hand went up, so this was an experience they could all relate to.

In rehearsal, I reminded my stellar cast of Berkley Brown, Yaiza Brown and Brittany Bejarano that we would be getting people to laugh at an experience, that at one level or another, has probably been traumatic for them, and made them feel intimidated and wrong. So that was our mission, and when I heard the laughs coming, I knew we were accomplishing it.




Cultural revolution against aging and death


Having great conversations with friend, filmmaker and artistic fellow traveler Joshua Oppenheimer about the need for a post-mortality aesthetic expression.


As we have discussed, death is embedded in how we tell stories. Can you imagine Jesus, Romeo and Juliet, or Oedipus without death? Once our culture starts telling stories that are not haunted by death and dying, physical immortality and radical life extension will start to seem second nature. In this sense, we need a cultural revolution against ageing and death. Helping to kickstart this revolution is the most important ambition for any film project about physical immortality. And I think the way to do this is to create a profound artistic experience that moves as many people as possible.


I consider it my mission in life to be a part of altering these archetypes — which inform experience, and are also informed by experience. Somewhere we have to crash that circle.

Death and limitation work hand in hand in our stories. Consider the limiting archetypes of Paradise Lost, Icarus flying to close to the sun, and Jesus on the Cross for that matter.

You become aware — you lose.

You fly too high — you lose.

You care too much — you lose.

We’ve got a huge narrative to turn around.

Body Archaeology to appear in Louisville Review

Dear Joe Bardin:

Congratulations! Your work has been selected for publication in The Louisville Review. Please email a short biographical paragraph to louisvillereview@spalding.edu as soon as possible. You will receive an email from us with further details once we are in pre-production of the issue. We look forward to seeing your work in our pages!


The Editors of The Louisville Review

2016-06-21 11:07:04 (GMT -4:00)

Foreign ingredient clarifies the writing recipe

Had a great meeting with film director Dani Menkin last week. Dani is based in Los Angeles but born and raised in Israel so he has a great perspective on Tel Aviv in the early ’90’s, the setting for my love story screenplay Seeing Maya. We’d spoken before, but this was the first time we met in person, and the conversation really flowed. I had to run him to the airport or we could have easily kept going.

I find when I’m writing there is this wonderful point where something seemingly foreign enters the recipe, whether originating from myself or someone else, that causes me to step back, gain some distance, and bang, the clarity comes.

I commented to Dani that my protagonist, Danny, like most Americans I know who moved to Israel, were escaping something here, as well as being drawn to something there. In other words, the personal is at least as important as the ideological. Usually more so.

Dani accepted this and innocently suggested that Danny should have a very literal reason for escaping the US to Israel, which led to some really funny brainstorming on the spot, which led to an overall reconsideration of humor for Seeing Maya. There were already funny moments, but more humor helps take it further away from the predictable “heavy” of the setting.

It was a great turn in the road, and I am looking forward to implementing into the  screenplay.

We also talked about some of the mechanics of moving this project forward, and I like the path that I see emerging.


A necessary adventure, in search of artistic acknowledgement

I had a great conversation with playwright Germaine Shames (http://sitekreator.com/germainewrites/main_page.html). It was a pleasure chatting with Germaine about my work and what she is doing, and she was  very generous sharing tactics on getting plays produced. It wasn’t a matter of her revealing a silver bullet approach, as much as reaffirming the sense that getting work out is as much an adventure as writing it, and that this adventure has to be embraced. She shared with me a great David Bowie clip where he talks about making art to please oneself first, which really hit the spot.

I think I’m actually in a kind of advantageous moment where there is really nothing pulling me in a particular direction, so I’m forced to do that thing that Bowie is talking about. Obviously, I’m working on creating demand for me, but the bright side of it is that it’s a wide open situation, mine to define. I think I wish it were otherwise, but in fact need to be here. There’s plenty to bitch about in terms of the challenges of getting one’s art acknowledged, but at the same time, this more or less forces me to keep going in my exploration and creation. Which is a necessary adventure.

Faith is a kind of future seeing*

Faith for me is a physical experiencing, a kind of future seeing that is inseparable from creation, because we’re doing/making something that hasn’t happened yet, but it is in us to do this. So to the degree that literature is an act and experience of creation, it is inseparable from some form of faith. Whether you are producing literature or consuming it, you are in the presence of faith.

This faith is not a hope, or some stubborn, unfounded belief, or an egotistical insistence that my way is the right way, or that all my images will play out as I’d like them to; they will not. This faith is an access point to what we already are but haven’t manifested. Though there may be no proof, there is never the less substance and alignment, feeling and purpose. And then the creation comes.

My growing sense is that no one fulfills any significant intention of creation without large doses of faith. Though writers are champion doubters, capable of spinning intricate fantasies of disbelief, there is that core that knows and always knew. In this sense, faith is what we can’t escape of ourselves, no matter how much we equivocate. Though there may be no tangible proof for it, it is that essential element of identity without which you are not you anyway, so why not just accept it?

Though doubt might seem eminently more reasonable, provable and replicable, it is actually an absurd indulgence when it drives you to embrace and enforce your own oblivion. I don’t believe there is some external force that insists on my annihilation, but if there was, I certainly won’t be a party to it in my own intellect. If this sort of doubt registers as a passive naturalistic kind of death urge, then faith is an equally innate but less unexercised movement towards life and light.


*Rock & Sling, the literary journal that recently published my personal history essay, Black Sheep, asked contributors to share our view on the connection between literature and faith. They included this in lieu of the standard bio.

A night of true stories — fundraiser for San Marcos Elementary


CONTACT Karen Burns 480-332-7914

EMAIL Karen@burnsitup.com

July 24, 2015


ImprovMANIA and Burns it Up present a “Back to School Night” storytelling event at ImprovMANIA in Historic Downtown Chandler on Sunday, August 23, 2015 at 7:00 p.m. Tickets are $10 cash at the door with proceeds benefitting San Marcos Elementary, a Title 1 school in Chandler, AZ.



Burns-It-Up, a non-profit organization based in Chandler, Arizona, and ImprovMANIA, a Chandler based improv comedy club, presents a night of true stories about lessons learned in and out of school along with live music by Duane Mathes on August 23, 2015 at 7:00 p.m. The night will include stories written and performed by Chandler residents Karen Burns, Keith Burns, Monica Avila and Andrea Parker along with Joe Bardin, Debra Rich and Brad Bond from the greater Phoenix area.

Tickets are $10 cash at the door. All proceeds benefit San Marcos Elementary, a title 1 school. Title 1 is the federal government’s commitment to closing the achievement gap between low-income and moderate-to-high income students. Chandler Unified School District’s goal is to assist disadvantaged and underserved students to meet the Arizona College and Career Ready Standards.

ImprovMANIA is located at 250 S. Arizona Avenue, Chandler, AZ 85225

Burns-it-Up isa positive, creative, non-profit organization offering classes for children and adults in Chandler, Arizona.Pursuing excellence in theatre and individuals since 2005.


ImprovMANIA offers two improv comedy shows every Friday and Saturday night at their Downtown Chandler location as well as improv classes for children and adults.



For more information regarding this event or classes:

Karen Burns, 480.332.7914, karen@burnsitup.com

For more information in improvMANIA

Dave Specht, 480.699-4598, info@improvMANIA.net

For more information on Burns It Up:


For more information on Chandler Unified School District Title 1 Schools:


Reading at Improvmania in Chandler, August 23rd

I’ve been invited to read at Improvmania in Chandler, August 23rd. It’s a back to school fundraiser for kids in need, so I picked a piece about career growth, which is code for the struggle between earning and living and being an artist. It was published a while back in Toad Suck Review, but I’ve never read it publicly.

Despite the name, Improvmania, I will not be improvising, other than the possibly charming off the cuff banter before I begin reading word for word. This will be my first reading since Lit Lounge last year at the Scottsdale Museum of Modern Art. I was nervous then, and when it was my turn, the mic was set too low for me by about three inches, and instead of adjusting it, or asking someone to help me adjust it, I read my entire piece in an ever so slight stoop. While this might have been sort of beneficial for my core musculature, it was not the best way to deliver a light hearted  accounted of my adventures as a self-conscious male model. Actually, that’s often how I felt modeling, slightly off kilter, never quite comfortable, too uncertain to ask questions.

So I’m looking forward to reading into a properly adjusted microphone and having a good time with everyone who turns out. Debra has promised more information soon, and I will post as soon as available.





Thank you for sending us “Black Sheep.” We love it and would like to publish it in the fall issue of Rock & Sling.

Thank you for sending us “Black Sheep.” We love it and would like to publish it in the fall issue of Rock & Sling.

Attached is a publishing agreement, which you may sign electronically and return as a Word or pdf document, or sign physically and mail to the address listed in the agreement.

In order to make our contributor notes more meaningful to our readers, we hope that you will write briefly about what you believe to be the connection between literature and faith, in terms of the work you will have in the forthcoming issue. I know it is a complicated and introspective request, but please limit yourself to 300-500 words if possible.

We don’t include the usual biographical information – prizes won or nominated for, previous publications, education – in Rock & Sling’s contributor notes.

Please return the publishing agreement and your contributor note torockandsling@gmail.com<mailto:rockandsling@gmail.com> at your earliest convenience.

Also, during the summer I’ll copy edit your essay and will make any suggested edits, which I’ll run by you before the piece is finalized for publication. In the meantime, would you be willing to expand your essay a bit, by clarifying whether you’re still a part of the community you reference in the essay, and touching on the worldview/beliefs you’ve developed for yourself? If you could send me your revised essay by June 1, that’d give me plenty of time to edit it and for us to finalize it.

Thank you for trusting us with your work, Joe, and for helping us make the best issue possible.


Julie Riddle
Rock & Sling
Creative Nonfiction Editor

To the Sundance Screenwriters Lab selection committee

To the Selection Committee,

It’s easy to get opinions on a screenplay; it’s tough to get meaningful engagement. I’ve resisted the contests, because they seem so purely hit-and-miss. I realize I’m really not after being discovered – I’ve discovered myself – but enhancing my craft and drawing together a team around Seeing Maya that will bring this film to fruition. I’m a good writer, good enough to know I’m not a director or a producer (yet). For me, the Lab is an opportunity to learn, and to organically grow this community, while of course, preparing the story more completely for its telling.

I spent twenty years prevaricating over whether or not I’m an artist. I always thought some external event, some form of recognition, would settle it for me. Now, I know this is an internal experiencing, and that chapter of my life is blessedly closed. I’m not trying to validate those years of struggle, or show the doubters they’re wrong, or reach some personal goal. I am precisely the artist I feel myself to be. The only question is what move to make next and whom to move with?

Which brings me to Sundance and this application. The fact is that Seeing Maya is exactly the kind of work I want to do, and that the type of people who draw to Sundance, if I may generalize, seem to be just the kind of people I want to learn from and work with. So I’m excited about the opportunity.